Valentine's Day Poems For Married Couples
Looking for a laugh for Valentine's Day? Read this incredible piece from The New Yorker that had me rolling on the floor! I came across this article on Cup of Jo last year and thought you all deserved to laugh too! Here's my favorite:
But it’s so real.
A man—is it you?
It’s Rob, Casey’s husband,
The one with the Italian accent.
We’re on the beach and he’s chasing me and I’m laughing.
He’s so tanned and fit.
And then . . .
A terrible smell,
I’m blinking and awake and your nasty-ass breath is hot on my face.
You son of a bitch.
You God-damned son of a bitch.
Rob, come back.
What are you doing for Valentine's Day?
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